Eminem: A lot of people ask me.. stupid ***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) real life
or that I believe in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cuz I'm a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL
Eminem: My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh! )
That's my mother***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) mail
Get it? Checkin the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon! -- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men! )
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these ***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A ***," still won't leave
Chorus: Eminem } repeat 2X
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) bird
and keep goin, I don't take shit from no one
Eminem: My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) *** you sposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to *** you up quicker
than you'd wanna *** me up for sayin the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) word...
My morals went thhbbpp when the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) president got oral
Sex in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - *kch* the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) maniac's in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru )
Replacin the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) weather, so I'm takin his place
(Mm-mm-mmm! ) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL
Interlude Skit:
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) that mother***er
get the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) mother***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) money and get the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) *** up outta there
Em: Aight
I'll be right here waitin on you
Em: Aight
Yo Em
Em: What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
Em: Awwright... god damn, ***...
(whistling) how you doin'?
Teller: HI, how can I help you?
Eminem: Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
Teller: Okay
Eminem: Put the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) ***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) money in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) bag bitch
and I won't kill you!
Teller: What? Oh my god, don't kill me
Eminem: I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin around...
Teller: Don't kill me, please don't kill me...
Eminem: I said I'm not gonna ***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) kill you
Hurry the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) *** up! {*BOOM*} Thank you!
Eminem: Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) it
So I'll be disguised in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) it
And if anybody identifies the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) guy in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) eyewitness
Fire at the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) private eye hired to pry in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a ***, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
You mother***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) chickens ain't brave enough
to say the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) stuff I say, so this tape is shut
Shit, half the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a ***in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) rapist in ( text songt Tekst-Pesni.Ru ) a Jason mask
! Chorus } 2X
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