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Genius In France - текст песни



Genius In France


I'm not the brightest crayon in the box


Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks


I barely even know how to put on my own pants


But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France





Hoom chaka laka


Hoom chaka laka


Hoom chaka





I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese


I got a negative number on my SATs


I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance


But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be


A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France





People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak


An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique


If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week





But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek


They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique


When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic





They love my body odor and my bad toupee


They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret


And when I'm sipping on a Perrier


In some cafe town in St. Tropez





It's hard to keep the fans at bay


They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"


"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"





Hemenene humenene


himenene homenene


Poodle... poodle...





Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool


Got too much chlorine in my gene pool





A few peas short of a casserole


A few buttons missing on my remote control


A few fries short of a happy meal


I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel





Instructions on the heel


Instructions on the heel





But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants


Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants


And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response


(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)





That's right


(He's a genius in France, genius in France)


You know it


(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)





I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree


But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree


They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"





I say, "Oui, oui"


That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"


"Oui, oui"


He says, "Oui, oui"





I'm dumber than a box of hair


But those Frenchies don't seem to care


Don't know why, mon frere


But they love me there





I'm a genius in France


Yeah, I'm a genius in France





Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes


Gonna make those Frenchies scream


"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"





Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)


Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...


Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo


Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo





Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy


Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy


Bow











I'm a taco short of a combo plate


But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great


Oh, the men all faint and the women scream


They like me more than heavy cream





When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy


My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)


They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half


When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)


And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)





People in France have lots of attitude


They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food


But when they see me, they just come unglued


They think that I am one happening dude





Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm


I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball


But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle





Entre nous, it's very true


The room temperature's higher than my IQ


But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu


How did this happen; I don't have a clue





Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm


I don't have any skills or grace or charm


And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants


But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France





And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back


I'm never never never never goin' back home again


I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket


Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it





'Cause I'm never goin' back


I'm never goin' back


I'm never goin' back





The girls back home never gave me a chance


But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance


And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance


But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France





Every Frenchie that I meet


Just can't wait to kiss my feet


Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!





Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy





I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour


I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power


Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower





A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left


A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left





I'm the biggest dork there is alive


My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35


And I forgot to mention


I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention





But the Frenchies think


That my poop don't stink


I'm a genius in France





Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?


Merci beaucoup



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