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Hardware Store - текст песни



Hardware Store


Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town


Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here


I thought that I would go right out of my mind


Until a friend told me the news





He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot


Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it


And on that spot they're gonna build a shop


Where we can go buy bolts and screws"





Since then I've been walking on air (air)


I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair


'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care


I've been waiting since last June





For this day to finally arrive


I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive


'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside


Well, I hope they open soon





I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)


When are they gonna open the door?


I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the


Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the


Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the


Hardware store





In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight


Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out


I pressed my nose right up against the glass


You know, I had to be first in line





Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom


Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house


See those hacksaws? Very, very soon


One of them will be all mine





Guys with nametags walking down the aisles


Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles


Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles


All arranged alphabetically





And they're doing a promotional stunt


There's a great big purple sign out front


That says every 27th customer


Will get a ball peen hammer free





I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)


When are they gonna open the door?


I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the


Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the


Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the


Hardware store





I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the


Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the


Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the


Hardware store





Would you look at all that stuff ...


They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters


Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters


Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires


BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers


Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters


Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters


Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables


Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles


Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication


Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation


Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors


Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors


Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers


Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers


Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers


Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers





I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)


When are they gonna open the door?


I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the


Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the


Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the


Hardware store





I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the


Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the


Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the


Hardware store





I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the


Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the


Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the


Hardware store



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