Trigger Happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well you can't take my guns away, I got a Constitutional right Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again Now why'd you have to get so mad? It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet I filled that kitty cat so full of lead We'll have to use him for a pencil instead Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
