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Your MotherS Got A Penis - текст песни



Your Mother'S Got A Penis


That's right, you knows what I'm saying


Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.


It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke


Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.


I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round


Your mother's reputation it's not sound


She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds


To have an operation to swap her gender around.





It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you


Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too


It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street


To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet





I said


Your mother's got a penis


Your mother's got a penis


Your mother's got a penis


That's right


Your mother's got a penis





In internet rooms and computer mainframes


There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.


Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms


But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.


She walks around proud, with a short dress on


Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.


Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry


No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.


I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter


But I thought fuck that I'd write a song (Texts of songs ) in much better.


The only way to do it, to really let you know


I could prove it because I gave it a blow.


It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk


And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.


You know why? That's right


Your mother got a penis.





Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)


Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)


Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)


That's right


Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)





Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)


Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)


Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)


That's right


Your mother's got a penis





When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne


I just seen her pissing standing up again.


Don't make no sense when you see her here and there


She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.


And a single eye that sometimes weeps


If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets


Or up against the door or the back of your neck


If your mother's around then you make a double check.


I hate to tell you with all due respect


Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.





You know why?


Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)





Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)


Your mother's got a penis


Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)


That's right


Your mother's got a penis (Yes)





Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)


Your mother's got a penis


Your mother's got a penis


That's right


Your mother's got a penis





For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one


position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.





Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?


Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you


Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !





Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.



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