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(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - текст песни



(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs


TRACY


Well, I brought my own '45s,' so if you put 'em on, I'll show you my stuff!



LOU ANN


Haven't you already shown us enough?



{The Council Girls snicker.)



VELMA


Oh my god


How times have changed


This girl's either blind


Or completely deranged


Ah, but time seemed to halt


When i was "Miss Baltimore Crabs"



Childhood dreams


For me were cracked


When that damn shirley temple


Stole my frickin' act


But the crown's in the vault


From when i won "Miss Baltimore Crabs"



Those poor runner-ups


Might still hold some grudges


They padded their 'cups'


But i screwed the judges


Those broads thought they'd win


If a plate they would spin in their dance


Not a chance!



Cause i hit the stage


Batons ablaze


While belting high 'c's


And preparing souffles!


But that triple somersault


Was how i clinched "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!



VELMA


Proceed...



TAMMY


Are you scared we're on live?



TRACY


No, I'm sure i can cope!



AMBER


Well, this show isn't broadcast


in...



COUNCIL GIRLS


...Cinemascope!



VELMA


I never drank one chocolate malt


No, no desserts for "Miss Baltimore Crabs"



SHELLEY


How many sweaters do you own?



TRACY


Well, I'm sure I've got plenty


Let's see, I have three...five?...


Wait, I have twenty!!



VELMA


I would say 'oy gevalt'


If i wasn't "Miss Baltimore Crabs"!



A tycoon i wed


So cuddly and funny


The old fart dropped dead


But left tons of money


So i bought this station



VELMA & COUNCIL GIRLS


So all of the nation


Could see



VELMA


Baby amber and me!



AMBER


Do you dance like you dress?



LINK


Amber, there's no need to be cruel!



VELMA


Would you swim in an integrated pool?



(The Council Members gasp.J



TRACY


I sure would. I'm all for


integration, it's The New


Frontier!



VELMA


Not in Baltimore it isn't! And may i be frank?



First impressions can be tough


And when i saw you, i knew it


If your size weren't enough


Your last answer just blew it!



And so, my dear, so short and stout


You'll never be "in"



VELMA & COUNCIL GIRLS


So we're kicking you out!



VELMA


You can't get past me kid


But it isn't your fault



VELMA & COUNCIL MEMBERS


It's hard to get rid of "Miss Baltimore...



VELMA


...Crabs!"



You may go.



TRACY


Um... thank you?



PENNY


Gee Tracy, that went well!



(Li'l Inez runs on.)



LI'L INEZ


Hello Ma'am, may I please


audition?



VELMA


No, but you can bow and exalt!


'Cause i was "Miss Baltimore...



VELMA & THE COUNCIL MEMBERS


...Crabs"!


Crabs, Crabs!!!



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