I'm thinking Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin'for some action But like Mick Jagar said, "I can't get no satisfaction" The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me My threds are fresh and I'm looking def Yo, what's up with L-O-C? The girls I saw jockin'at the other end of the bar Havin' drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star So I git up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" He said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls will come real quick It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me And did the Wild Thing on my leg He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner But now all the poodles run to my house For the Funky cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood Breakin'down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal Went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena" I thought she'd be good to go with alottle Funky cold Medina She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said ok, I'd go get it Then a couple of sips, She sold licked her lips And I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned But when she got undressed It was a big old mess Sheena was a man So I threw him out, I don't fool around with in Oscar Meyer weiner You must be sure That your girl is oure For the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no playin'with a man This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?
Break it down Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection I took a shot as a contestant on the Love Connection The audience voted and you know they picked a winner I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin'soon what I'll be gettin' Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin' Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein'ya" That's why I found you don't play around
With the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all Funky Cold Medina
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