By Don Data and the Res-Tones (Tune of "Valley Girls" by Moonunit Zappa)
Spoken: Hey, anybody seen my beeper?
Sung: Valley Guy, he's a valley guy Silicon Valley guy Flip on tie, and tennis shoes Thinks he's flip (not sure about But he's blown a fuse these two) Hangs out at the Radio Shack Buyin' chips for his UNIVAC He's a...
Spoken: Naw, that one's not mine. Well anyway, it was complete chip burnout With floppy disk failure. A real total system dump, you know? For certain! And I told the output user, "Hey, would I de-res my own program? C'mon Man, don't call me, call PG&E! Hey, go somewhere and have a meltdown, man, Like, burn out!" Then I went down to the Shack to get some sub-dip-miniature Relays? And get this, the salesman gave me a new plastic pocket protector!
Sung: Look out Intel, here he comes He's the king of computer runs Got his degree from M.I.T. Knows square roots to infinity
Spoken: I scanned that new program down in word processing? The one with the Huge memory banks? Yea--Julie! Punch my code, I am certain! When I first saw Her I thought, "Woa! Give me a microsecond, could I trip her kip relay or What?" She sorta smiles at me and I'm thinking, "I have got to access this Chick." But should I go subroutine or main program, you know? So I just Suddenly invade her spacial arena and introduce myself for starts. Hi, I'm Ray Fifo.
Sung: Valley Guy, he's a valley guy Silicon Valley guy Flip on tie, and tennis shoes Thinks he's flip (still not sure about But he's blown a fuse these two) Hangs out at the Radio Shack Buyin' chips for his UNIVAC He's a...
Spoken: So after a few casual edit statements, I can tell this unit really Digs me. I mean it's modem to the max, the program computes, right? We Make plans to meet at her place and I get there and she is online, I mean, Like, she's wearing all this software. I'm calculating the access time To her front-end processor and there is phase jitter entering all my charge Couple devices! Her ambia-temperature's (?) rising! And she is alpha-fluxing Right before my eyes! We skipped dinner.
Sung: Look out Intel, here he comes He's the king of computer runs Got his degree from M.I.T. Knows square roots to infinity
After a RAM refresh time interval she says to me, "Ray, I'm all decoded now. I think yo better go" And I say, "OK program, I can handle the end sum." "And Ray," she says, "I hope you won't de-res me in the morning." And I Say, "Moi? De-res a cute litte program like you? Hey, I'm a Silicon Valley Guy."
Sung: Valley guy, he's a valley Guy Silcon Valley guy (continues to end)
Spoken: Come here you catalystic data, you! Give master control a little phase jitter. Punch my code! Did I ever show you my cathode ray? It is really tubular! Gag me with a microchip. Hey, where is my beeper?
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