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If You Were Gay - текст песни



If You Were Gay


ROD


Aah, an afternoon alone with


My favorite book, "Broadway


Musicals of the 1940s."


No roommate to bother me.


How could it get any better than this?



NICKY


Oh,hi Rod!



ROD


Hi Nicky.



NICKY


Hey Rod, you'll never


Guess what happened to


Me on the subway this morning.


This guy was smiling at me and talking to me



ROD


That's very interesting.



NICKY


He was being real friendly,


And I think he was coming on to me.


I think he might've thought I was gay!



ROD


Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?


Why should I care?


I don't care.


What did you have for lunch today?



NICKY


Oh, you don't have to get


All defensive about it, Rod...



ROD


I'm NOT getting defensive!


What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?


I'm trying to read.



NICKY


Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.


I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.



ROD


I don't want to talk about it,


Nicky! This conversation is over!!!



NICKY


Yeah, but...



ROD


OVER!!!



NICKY


Well, okay, but just so you know —


IF YOU WERE GAY


THAT'D BE OKAY.


I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,


I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.


BECAUSE YOU SEE,


IF IT WERE ME,


I WOULD FEEL FREE


TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY


(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)



ROD


Nicky, please!


I am trying to read....


What?!



NICKY


IF YOU WERE QUEER



ROD


Ah, Nicky!



NICKY


I'D STILL BE HERE,



ROD


Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.



NICKY


YEAR AFTER YEAR



ROD


Nicky!



NICKY


BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR


TO ME,



ROD


Argh!



NICKY


AND I KNOW THAT YOU



ROD


What?



NICKY


WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,



ROD


I would?



NICKY


IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,


"HEY! GUESS WHAT,


I'M GAY!"


(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)


I'M HAPPY


JUST BEING WITH YOU.



ROD


High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...



NICKY


SO WHAT SHOULD IT


MATTER TO ME


WHAT YOU DO IN BED


WITH GUYS?



ROD


Nicky, that is wrong!!



NICKY


No it's not!


IF YOU WERE GAY


I'D SHOUT HOORAY!



ROD


I am not listening!



NICKY


AND HERE I'D STAY,



ROD


La la la la la!



NICKY


BUT I WOULDN'T GET


IN YOUR WAY.



ROD


Aaaah!



NICKY


YOU CAN COUNT ON ME


TO ALWAYS BE


BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,


TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,


YOU WERE JUST BORN


THAT WAY,


AND, AS THEY SAY,


IT'S IN YOUR DNA,


YOU'RE GAY!



ROD


BUT I'M NOT GAY!



NICKY


If you were gay.



ROD


Argh!



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