Uhh.. hey! Carhoppers car car hoppers Carhoppers car car hoppers Speak on it now Carhoppers car car hoppers
Uhh uhh! I call girls carhoppers Cause I make em hit notes like they was singin at the operas May I say on anyday yeah they with it They're in a Yugo if you got the Yugo kitted (say what?) Stand by your man yes that's what they all claim You don't have a car? Then you're fucked up in the game They'll walk by ya, and say hiya Is he drivin cause he cute? Oh no, his shit is tired (oh no) And they'll turn like you got the virus Cause you didn't have a car, or the one had there wasn't flyest But for the record I'm not trickin But you can call me Timex, cause I'll still take the lickin So if you're hot and bothered, or in a frenzy I'll pop _The Mack_ soundtrack in the Benzy And you can tell me how you choose me baby Baby, this no time for you, to act crazy You can't play me, not like Play-Doh Don't leave me for the kid honey, in the Laredo (speak on it) But if you gots to go, you gotta go, I can't stop her That's the lifestyles of the carhoppers
Mmm, uhh! A yeah baby, things is kinda swivey Ever since my dad put me up on his Rivi-era Now I see things much clearer When I'm in my ride, women wanna be nearer to the Showstopper, yeah the profiteerer Uhh, excuse me honey, it's not nice to stare Dare, if you wanna get with this here Put on your best gear, and step to the rear I'll be there, say about 10:30 And know that don't be late honey cause my beeper, is loaded And, if you're not there, by the toot of the horn *BEEP* (kick it) Uhh, I'm gone.. carhoppers!
Uhh, now you think things is right; cause she's on The next man's gooseneck and suckin his exhaust pipe She's got him and he's got an erection Just because of his fuel injection, system All before yeah she used to diss him Now she knows money on down to his pistons And his engine, or let's say his chassis Just blow your horn and she'd run like Lassie Or better yet, she'd flip like Kujo If you got a Jag, or a Porsche Turbo (once again, break it down) They got more promises than Thomases And I think they better go and call, Hoppers Anonymous But I know, where to send em Ah to the Hyundai dealer to gets the Benz emblem
(*Carhoppers, car-car-hoppers* repeats in background*) Uhh uhh, yeah baby c'mon Uhh, you carhoppers c'mon now Uhh, yeah baby c'mon Uhh, you carhoppers c'mon Uhh, you carhoppers c'mon Uhh, you carhoppers c'mon Uhh, you carhoppers c'mon Uhh Yo, if you see a carhopper right now Would you please pull to the curb? Ahahahahahahahahahaha Uhh, yeah, c'mon