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Dick Starbuck Porno Detective - текст песни



Dick Starbuck Porno Detective


[Intro]




[Mr. Eon]


You see, it's Mr. E the one you think of


It was a labor of love, cry like a dove


But this ain't Prince, rhymed ever since


Thoughts of the future in the past tense


Her name was Loretta, wore a tight sweater


Met her at a jam in the '96 winter


Blunt passer, had ta harass her


Brushed up against her, while I passed her


Drinks she couldn't pass up, dreamin of handcuffs


Told me to meet her, after the band struck


Dilated eyes, peered at the thigh


Peeped fingertips, went from lips to hips


Mr. E rock shows, this she didn't know


It was this honky, who made her say ho


No way she sayin no, leave the disco


Right after Mi rocks all stereos


After 2nd Ave., ass I gotta have


Take jacket/coat, pour the beer on draft


One or the other, just to uncover


Just this night, Mr. E be the lover


Now lets play doctor, or should I say dentist?


I be Starbuck, you the dental hygenist


First brush your teeth, then rinse please


orally like Monica Lewinsky


Since she sees these testes


She's guarnateed to see these trees


It was an odd combo, like cappucino


And Clam's casino and breakfast in Reno




[Chorus: Woman and Mr. Eon]


[Woman] Mr. E I know you wanna be with me


[Mr. E] Girlfriend, you better that thought to an end


[Woman] You and me, baby, we cold roll real tight


[Mr. E] One night is one night, that don't make it right


[Woman] We shared drinks and stuff, I let you touch the stuff


Then an hour later it was me you clutched


[Mr. E] It's much too much, girl you gotta hush


You played me in the head, now this I trust




[Mr. Eon]


It was crazy, didn't think that this lady


Would be the one to become my baby


It was a one-nighter, we shared a lighter


Now this stupid Dutchess couldn't roll much tighter


Months into it, still doin it


Ass still chewin it, nothin could brew in it *echoes*


But someone from the past, addition to the cast


He be the ex, I be the next


To the point that I asked her, did he harass her


Said it was an old flame that didn't even matter


Once a college fling, it didn't mean a thing


I knew that this was the song (Texts of songs ) she'd sing


At her crib one day, snoop I'd play


Look for evidence that would pave the way


I'm Dick Starbuck she don't know the persona


Porno Detective for Eve and Madonna


The phone did ring, I should just forget


I figure, I just let the machine get


Mike's on the line at 555-3825, Eon's on a ride


Days go buy, coolin with the guys, it was Loretta calling at my demise


Surprised, before my eyes it played to a T


It was Mike's number on the Caller ID


What we had's, what he had, don't feel bad


Take more than Loretta to make E sad


Take the L like the Packers, see you next season


Maybe next game Eon'll be cheatin




[Chorus]



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