I Wish i Was Queer Soi Could Get Chicks - табы песни
I Wish i Was Queer Soi Could Get Chicks
Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
CHORDS:
Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx)
A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx)
INTRO:
[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
A5 B5 C#5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
B5 A5 B5 E5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Eb5 C#5 A5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
B5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 2:
A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
A5 B5 C#5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
B5 A5 B5 E5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
Eb5 C#5 A5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
B5 C#5
Scoring with a super model would be easy
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