Someone had earlier asked for CHIRSTMAS SONGS (novelty christams songs that is). This one's slightly Christmassy; anyway, it mentions Christmas twice, has a lot of snow in it, and goes to The tune of "Jingle Bells"
Stay Demented, jerry
Dyslexics of the world untie!
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Dashing through the snow, In my rusty Chevrolet, Down the road I go, Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings, I need some new snow tires, My car is held together with A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away! I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray! The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK! Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A, To get some Christmas cheer, I just passed up my left front tire And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway, Right passed da Naganey cops, I had to drag my swampers To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away! I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray! The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK! Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts, In a big blue cloud of smoke, People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco, To pick up the lay-a-way, Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away! I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray! The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK! Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
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